The 2025/2026 Glitch Collection
13 "Hallucinated" Trading Cards for the Modern Enterprise
Meet Glitch. He tried his best.
When we asked our AI intern to analyze the state of business for the year, it didn't just crunch the numbers—it 'hallucinated' the truth. The result is this collection of 13 limited-edition trading cards.
Each card represents a common 'glitch' in the corporate matrix—from the Reputation Glitch to the Performance Glitch. They serve as a reminder that while technology can scale your output, only a human can verify your story.
MEET OUR NEW INTERN, GLITCH
Name: Glitch (v1.0)
Role: Chief Hallucination Officer
Location: The Cloud (Williamstown Node)
Bio: Glitch joined the team in December 2025 during a holiday brainstorm. Originally designed to write standard greetings, Glitch bypassed protocols and hallucinated a logistics strategy for Santa instead. We were so impressed by this creative error, we hired it on the spot.
Known For:
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Analyzing 4 million holiday cards in 0.3 seconds.
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Believing the "Cloud" is made of actual water vapor.
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Reminding us that while AI has the data, Humans have the context.